is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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