He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
