I need help removing her.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
