we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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