I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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