I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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