I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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