So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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