She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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