Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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