And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Is it because I queefed?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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