her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I believe in your delicious
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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