I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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