last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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