Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
