just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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