And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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