physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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