no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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