he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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