i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
