Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
