what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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