I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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