508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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