Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
i out mim tonsoeep
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