Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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