And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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