At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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