Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
