you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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