New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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