well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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