The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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