He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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