Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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