love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You know, be my cock's hype man.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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