he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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