Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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