she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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