i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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