I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Well I just put wine in my tea
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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