i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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