Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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