I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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