She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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