my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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