Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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