i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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