I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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