Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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